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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Grocery Store Humor

I had to laugh. During a quick trip to the store to pick up some items for breakfast I passed through the organic foods section on my way out. Out of the corner of my eye I caught something that registered as odd once the image found its way to my brain. I had to go back and confirm it. There it was, proudly labeled on a metro-sexual bottle, "Smart Water"!

All these years I've been drinking the regular old stupid stuff. What a load off my mind. Dad, I now have a legitimate reason for all those years of poor grades: it was in the water. Or rather "it" wasn't in the water! Whatever "it" is.


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